What is our national flower? Jasmine.
Our national animal? Markhor.
Our national sports? Hockey.
Our national game? Ludo.
In case you didn’t know, I made up the last one but I would be in full support if such a bill in passed in our national assembly. Afterall, ludo is the only game that has the power to ruin even childhood friendships and the strongest bonds. It’s the game of ludo that makes and breaks relations in Pakistan.
One might argue that the game was forgotten with the advent of smartphones and apps. It is true that all the boardgames had to suffer from a major set-back and watch in silence as “Candy Crush”, “Piano Tiles”, “Angry Birds”, etc. took their place. But not anymore! Ludo Star was launched on the app store earlier this year and has taken the world by storm, especially Pakistan. In fact, it seems like this game has become Pakistanis’ Addiction! Have a look at people’s views on this game:
Dil to Bachcha hai!
I think I am mature enough to take big decisions of my life.
also me: I must win this ludo star game or the world will end.#Ludo
— Rabia Hashmat (@RabiaHashmat) July 14, 2017
Welcome to 2017!
Expectations Vs. Reality
Gets a notification on Facebook
Crush liked your post
Falana dhimkana sent you ludo star request
— Mark ZingerBurger🍔 (@FBkaBaap) July 12, 2017
Then *send nude*
Now *send code*#ludo
— Shahzeb Saleh Zada (@shahzebsalehzad) July 6, 2017
Ever heard of Reverse Psychology, mate?
Pro tip: Do not download the Ludo Star app, it's a bloody trap.
— Osama. (@ashaqeens) July 2, 2017
I Second this!
Ludo Star is fun. Only thing i don't like is, chup kar kay ludo kon khelta hay?
— Rey (@Reyaanshoukat) July 1, 2017
Tinder can go out of Business if this keeps going on!
New way to date a girl
— The Writer (@soulbaeman) July 4, 2017
Nothing is sweeter than Revenge from an ex.
*Playing Ludo Star with ex*
Ex : Please Don't Kill
Me : pic.twitter.com/X2tdr4eMsQ
— zayn (@thunderthugg) July 3, 2017
Got challenged by my ex & her new boy teamed up in ludo and beaten the shit out of them by me and my homie team. Can't thank ludo star more
— Waleed Nasir (@waleednasir00) July 3, 2017
I was playing ludo star today, my opponent was some random Indian, he said hey sexy, I replied with Kohli nahi hota tujhsey chase & he left
— Khan (@mehrunisakkhan) July 2, 2017
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Need #ludo lessons RIGHT NOW.
— Madhan Gandhinathan (@madhan_g) July 15, 2017
Ludo Star is not for the faint hearted.
After losing 10 ludo star matches straight in a row.. 😂😭 pic.twitter.com/3Lb2Xmtb8x
— moin (@scribbleknighht) July 2, 2017
So, how many of you have tasted this sweet poison?